Sophie, I am very disapointed with you, to think that a man who will be under such depression could posibly carry out tasks such as cleaning and tydying.
Men in such situations will be focusing only on staying alive by trying to consume as much Beer and pizza as possible, we are not so good at muli tasking as females.
And even if he did summon the mental fortitude to attempt some cleaning which hand would he hold the duster ? The hand holding the beer or the hand holding the pizza ??? as you can see the situation is impossible, I think Koens' only soloution would be lie down until the urge to clean passed.
Good luck in Ohio