This may be old but I'd not heard it and thought it was nice.
When you make a poodle you tell everyone that his name is Pierre, because thats all he does......Pee Air. boom boom

NEXT!  

I haven't heard that one either.  :lol:

What do you call an adult balloon?


A blown up! :roll:

Can't say I'd heard it either but my 5 year old will think I'm the funniest mum when I tell it to him  :lol:

Glenda

:idea:  while making a mermaid.... "did you know the little mermaid has a new action figure... its a ninja mermaid called Ariel Assault"


 :idea: Why do Mermaid's where SeaShells? Bee Shells are too small and Dee Shells are too big!!

 :idea: Kid requests a Lion ..... Are you telling the truth or are you lying?

Mark did you make those up? are they tried and tested?  :lol:

some told me a funny one on face book it went a bit like this

HEY THE BALLOON INDUSTRY IS GREAT.. IT'S THE ONLY INDUSTRY YOU CAN WATCH JOHN HOLMES DVDS WITH THE KIDS ...

Quote from: "Danny the Idiot"Mark did you make those up? are they tried and tested?  :lol:

The only one that is similar to anything I have heard before is the Bra joke. I had been telling it my way for years then I heard it from Suzanne Harring too.

Ever twist a six petal flower and one pops? "she loves me..."
Or it's a Poppy!!

I used to do a tulip twist for the center of my flowers & say "look a belly boutonnière "

When making super heros I muse: "When I was a kid I thought all the superheroes were Jewish... Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Ironman, Goldman, Lieberman, Swartzman......

Did you ever notice the Incredible Hulk is the only Super Hero that doesn't wear Spandex® ....... and really should?

While making Spiderman .... Is That Spiderman? "Nope that would be a copyright infringement .... this is the Mexican Wrestler Hombre De Arachnida OR a German Super hero SpreederMann!!!

I want a dog!! "Is that all you can think of or is that all you think I can make?"

All my jokes are FDA approved, certified and meet stringent OSHA requirements. Milage may vary, do not use while operating heavy equipment. Some side effects might occur, like leakage, spitting and uncontrollable bladder. If a joke lasts longer than 4 hour please see a doctor......

    I hope I can remember all these jokes!
My favourite line because it always gets reaction, is when some one is very impressed at what I am creating and says
" Are those special balloons?"
I reply with a huge smile  "No, it is me that's special!"
Twistina

Lol if they ask me that I say only when I'm finished with them.
If 1 pops I say if at first you don't succeed don't take up hand gliding