Groan-Worthy Balloon Joke!

Started by Twistina, April 23, 2008, 03:20:03 PM

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Twistina

Some one found this joke on the internet and sent to me, I don't see why I should be the only one to suffer, so here it is to make you all groan!

Mummy Balloon, Daddy Balloon and Baby Balloon.

Mummy and Daddy Balloon having been having trouble getting Baby Balloon to stay in his own bed at night.

"Come on now Baby Balloon, you're getting too big to sleep in our bed you must stay in your own....."

And so for a few weeks, it works and Baby Balloon stays in his own room.

Then one night, waking up and feeling lonely creeps across the landing to Mummy and Daddy Balloons' bed.

Quietly opening the door and creeping across the bedroom floor, Baby Balloon tries to sneak into the bed.

But no! Bigger now, Baby Balloon finds there is no longer room.

A plan springs to mind.

Reaching across, he lets a little bit of air out of Daddy Balloon. Shssssssssssss. Then tries again to get into the bed.

Still no success.

He lets A little out of Mummy Balloon. Shsssssssssss. Tries again but still not quite enough room.

Lastly he lets a little air out of himself. Shssssssssss.

Just enough room, he snuggles down and falls fast asleep.

In the morning Mummy and Daddy Balloon are already up and can be heard downstairs making breakfast.

Full of guilt Baby Balloon goes down stairs and slowly opens the door to the kitchen.

Mummy and Daddy Balloon look sternly at Baby Balloon..........and Daddy Balloon says,


"Baby Balloon, you've let me down, you've let your mother down and worst of all you've let your self down....."
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Christine Belcher
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Professor T Wist

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OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo GGGGGGGGGGggggggggggggggrrrrooooooaaaaannn!!!!!!


Will have to remember that one its so bad its good  :D